prairiedust:

friedlieb-ferdinand-runge:

Can we just talk about the harmless banter that would go on if Dean and Cas got married? I’m not talking about sex scenes or episodes revolving around them, I’m talking filler episodes.

For example:

*at a witness’ house*

Witness: *sees Deans wedding ring* You must have a very lovely lady waiting for you.

Dean, giving Cas a shit eating grin: Sure do.

Cas: *death glare*

Or

Bartender: What do you say you and I get out of here?

Cas: Sorry, I’m married.

Bartender: Well, as long as they’re not here…

Dean, trying not to blow his cover but still hopelessly jealous: ADULTERY IS A CRIME

Or

Waiter: Are you two a couple?

Dean: We’re br-

Sam, purposely being over dramatic: How dare you? He is a married man!

Or

Sam, stumbling in to find Dean asleep on the couch: Dean?

Dean: Me and Cas had a fight.

Sam: Why did he get the bed? He doesn’t sleep.

Dean, realization dawning: That little-

Or even

Dean: I’m married Sammy.

Sam, trying to research lore and having heard it for the four thousandth time that day: I know Dean.

“Why did he get the bed” lol